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Business was 1 April, several years ago. We sit with the wife in the evening of the house. Had supper and watch TV. Suddenly, I забоченно, aloud speak:
- Something at me the stomach has ached.
In some minutes I do the anxious person and I go to a toilet... The Wife strains and starts to touch in a thought head, that I have eaten. From a toilet any sounds and my exclamations are heard. I leave a toilet and I speak to the wife the following phrase:

- You represent, wished sitting to change on a push on hours time, and they have slipped out hands and have fallen directly in a push...

And hours at me expensive enough and the wife knows with what love I to them I concern.

Its reaction has surpassed all my expectations - she without superfluous questions runs on kitchen, gets rubber gloves and in the same rate moves to a toilet. Not deliberating, thrusts a hand in a push and starts to search there hours.

Some seconds pass in searches then I do not restrain and choking from laughter, I congratulate the wife with April, first and... I turn aside from the rubber gloves, trying to please me in my laughing physiognomy...

We recollect it every year. The wife swears each time that is more to me

It not to catch - I artfully smile...

Two people put on more or less equally, then settle down At two next stops, for example, the trolleybus. Then to people in Trolley bus at the first stop such picture appears: the guy runs for By already going trolley bus and, naturally, isn't in time. On To the following stop into open doors would rush like the same
The type with a terrible short wind and words like: "has hardly caught up!!!"
The impression makes the indelible.

Any more the first year is played such draw: the bed of a victim under a bed-sheet keeps within a thread. Other end is stretched for a door so that at a tension the thread didn't rise also it it was not visible. When goes to bed in the evening (which person is played), the thread is on the sly pulled out (sensation of a moving insect) "Our mum last year has jumped and has begun to jump, shaking from clothes of"bug"!!! It was very cheerful, and the main thing draw interesting and harmless, just for kiddies and their parents!!!!

From an egg to get an over prick whites and yolk. You come to a man smash his head.

On the April Fool's day all people like joke. Device of jokers is "1st April - Nobody believe". And i think that the joke which i will say is very nice.
For this joke we need a flat table, a stewpot or bank and some water. Put some water in the stewpot or bank and cover with a sheet of paper. Turned upside down, put it on a flat table and take out a sheet of paper.
Then your prey will see that, she will puzzle over and think about only one thing - "What i must to do with it?"
This is very funny joke, so i think.

Today is my favourite holiday!
This is the only day, when I can do ridiculous things witn my friends. So, we decided to play the people on public transport. We took washing powder, poured it out of the box,and then poured sugar in it. Also we took a bottle of shampoo, poured it out and then poured milk into it.
Сan you imagine the expression on the faces of people, in front of which we eat "detergent" and drank "shampoo"? They were shocked. All Fools' Day turned out well! :)
If you want to see photo, click the link:
http://saveimg.ru/show-image.php?id=3c377d837f14734e5f0b295af1d7bd75

How I played:
My friend has a daughter, Anya. She was 4 years old. She loves to listen to my stories about the cosmos and watch different movies on the subject. I did a picture where to place the person in the suit Ani. Showing her and said: "Anya, and when did you managed to fly into space?". She was completely bewildered, "I do not fly back!!! We started with her mom to convince her that once the photo is, so she flew there at night, just do not remember it. She convinces us that did not fly there, provides a different argument. Its last argument was: "I could not fly there because I'm small." Although she was very angry when we told her that she was still small. A bedtime confessed her that perhaps she was flying back and very sorry that she forgot about it.
How I played:
I was on a business trip to Cape Chelyuskin. Friends said that the one who gets there first time must put a stone on top. But the stone should be on your head while you climb. I tried several times, but always fell basalt stone. When I'm tired already, my friends laughed and said that we should just put a stone with his hands. Photo here
http://radikal.ru/F/i019.radikal.ru/1104/34/ae8c81cee156.jpg.html

This ones almost a classic. To play this prank you need the Metro and a friend that works and McDonalds or some other fast food chain, or just owns their uniform. When on the metro pretend to press the intercom button that lets you speak to the driver and loudly order a BigMac, cola and fries, then at the next stop have the friend come in with a tray carrying the order. Make a show of enjoying you delicious burger and then pretend to press the button again and loudly ask for the train to now go without stops. On the next stop most of the people will run out in a panic))

2 апреля я написал историю как мы разыграли девочку по имени Аня. Вот фото. Возможно кому то будет интересно.
http://s003.radikal.ru/i204/1104/fa/4e47a4f7e8c4.jpg

April 2, I wrote the story as we played a girl named Anya. Here's a photo. Maybe someone will be interested.
http://s003.radikal.ru/i204/1104/fa/4e47a4f7e8c4.jpg